GEORGE CARLIN IS IN HELL!!!!

Do I need to point out the graphic of a naked woman with her flesh burning or what Freud (also in hell) would say about it? If these people are going to heaven, one ticket to hell, please. Oh, I'm on the list? Well then. Gynnintonyks all around. It was too funny not to post.

Phred, you don't get anything, do you? You don't even get that you are the one writhing and screaming in exquisite pain. Not in hell, but right here on Earth. George would laugh hardest at that.

Made some Dough

New client, new website up at Big Sky Bread. It's got another round of changes to come, but it's posted. Do me a favor and check it out with your respective browsers and give me a report if you see anything out-of-whack. I'd appreciate it.

Making websites seems to make me hungry. Be sure to patronize. I've got some Cinnamon Raisin bread in my near future.

Flaming content

From Questionable Content Web Comic Been there and done it, Dora. I'll do it again.

Flaming Beck Lips

I know, only by hearsay and conjecture, that Beck and the Flaming Lips ended their relationship with "creative differences." What I find is that while The Lips seem to have only strengthened their own style afterward, it seems that this new track from Becks upcoming album "Modern Guilt" sounds just like a Lips song. The vocals sound Wayne-esque, the bass line is Ivens-ish and the drumming is pure Drozd hammer. Even the structure, instrumentation and effects have the Lips written all over them, down to the wavering in-and-out-of-tune-ness of the organ track.
I'll admit I'm biased, but both are in my top ten. So decide for yourself. Tell me I'm wrong if I'm wrong.

I'm not wrong.

Tonight's forcast: Dark.

Alphabet Suit

I once found an odd alternate character in a font. It was a little smear of a thing that looked funny when I called it up in the alternates list, so I typed it in to my vector program and zoomed WAY in.
The odd alternate turned out to be a sentence: "He who dies with the most fonts wins."

On my way to victory, I found a website dedicated to sharing fonts.
It's amazing. I've spent hours browsing, downloading and just marveling at the solutions that people have come up with to represent the 26 soldiers that conquer the world.
Here are a few mouth-watering examples that will no doubt be showing up in my stuff.

Cyclo,Hendrix,Little Lord Fontleroy,gasmask and many more too numerous to mention. Spend some time.

Cookie Monster goes straight

"Me have crazy times during 70's and 80's. Me like the Robert Downey Jr. of Cookie."

Happy Summer Solstice

with a full moon last night. Wow. Both men and women at their strongest at the same time.

Babysplosion

We sure gots some fertile wimenz here in the 405 lately.
Kaboom. I'm super happy for you. I'd be happier if I didn't belong to the W.C. Fields school of children.

Firefox 3 out today.

Go get it. It's one better.

And the Oscar for best supporting extra goes to...

Somebody else but me, but I did get the very large gift of being in a movie released this year. I'm even credited! (in the film, not on IMDB, so don't look for me)

The greatest gift was I am in the last shot of the film. A brilliant gift.
I'm not even going to complain that I was 40 pounds heavier when it was shot. It's awesome. So see it when you can. Buy it when it comes out on DVD. Buy everything you see produced by Team Awesome, cuz they're great. And great friends for giving me that gift. Sorry for making it all about me, but it's my blog and I've never been in a film before. You guys rock. I mean that.
Q. What do you think I whispered to him?
A. I don't know, but I bet it was just right.