So I figured out I'm a sexist pig when I asked Susan to trim the back of my hair.
I don't like paying someone the equivalent of $120 an hour to cut my hair and I can't get the back myself, so I asked a womany feminine female to do it, thinking that they had some sort of natural, in bred ability to cut hair presentably. That isn't the case, so now I look in-bred. Where's my banjo?
Update: Upside - the looks I've been getting today have been priceless.
As far as cuts for $120 an hour... Not gonna badmouth them. Always got a good cut... but it was $30 and always took 15-20 minutes. Even with the shampoo.
Don't worry, Susan. I'm laughing now. That's why I posted it. I think it's hilarious.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Butchered! -or- Damit Susan!
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Rob, You just don't understand the artistic statement she is waiting through her hair/scalp medium! You are her walking canvas!
$120 an hour? where do you go? I usually pay $25 for a 45 minute cut (though it's been several months since I paid for a cut)
what happened to the diy punk aesthetic we talked about? ah, what am i saying....i feel so horrible for doing that to you.....just think how you will look back on this and laugh. It will take a month or so, but you'll laugh! FREE HAIRCUTS, PEOPLE. Come and get 'em.
what happened to the diy punk aesthetic we talked about? ah, what am i saying....i feel so horrible for doing that to you.....just think how you will look back on this and laugh. It will take a month or so, but you'll laugh! FREE HAIRCUTS, PEOPLE. Come and get 'em.
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