I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, guy who owns dude@gmail.com. I really am. But it's the price you pay, isn't it? You made your email so easy as for me to use whenever I need to put a fake email somewhere. But it isn't fake, is it? It's yours and you are real, whoever you are. I'm sure I'm not the only one who does it, and your inbox must be jammed with junk as to make it unusable. It's as much your fault as it is mine. You picked the name and gobbled it up before anyone else, which was probably the day gmail became available. I can't see dude@gmail.com lasting more than 5 minutes in the open registry. You were so proud. Now you aren't.
Still, I'm sorry.